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The descriptions of the neighborhoods as “Color-Coded Zombie Zones” refers to the war-like status of the battle between the citizens of Cincinnati and the flesh-eating, shambling denizens of the night.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Alternate Histories","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":283207024,"sku":"CINCINNATIZOMBIE","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0215\/8480\/products\/cin1.jpg?v=1362614255"},{"product_id":"pittsburgh-zombie-outbreaks-a-map","title":"Pittsburgh Zombie Outbreaks: A Map","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhile no one can precisely pinpoint the first resurrections of the living undead, historians and scholars agree that Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania was the birthplace of the modern undead phenomenon. Never be at a loss for Zombie Outbreak information again! This fine print is printed on sturdy 11 x 17 in 100lb paper. Comes with this description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAs outbreaks of the Living Dead became more common within Pittsburgh’s “Golden Triangle,” businesses such as Romero \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u0026amp;\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Sons endeavored to help citizens plan their routes and trades with maps such as these. Romero \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u0026amp;\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Sons was a leader in the Zombie Preparedness and Disposal industry, and this fine map shows their attention to detail. 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In this case the genteel ladies seem untroubled by the appearance of the ghouls. No doubt their manservant is crouching beside the photographed with a raw steak around his neck, ready to lure them away, as was the custom at the time. Due to innovative methods like this, only 27% of the landed gentry suffered attacks by the undead in 1900-1910.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Alternate Histories","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":283214914,"sku":"ZOMBIESCHENLEY","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0215\/8480\/products\/schenley1.jpg?v=1362616335"},{"product_id":"beware-the-living-dead","title":"Beware the Living Dead","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis 11 x 17 inch reproduction would look great on your wall or on a signpost where Zombies have been sighted! 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Even the best amateur militia lacked the leadership necessary to flank large masses of Zombies, although this point was vociferously argued by many farmers and hunters, who felt it was their God-Given right to take up arms against the Living Dead menace themselves.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Alternate Histories","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":283218390,"sku":"BEWAREZOMBIE","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0215\/8480\/products\/beware1.jpg?v=1362616838"},{"product_id":"pittsburgh-allegheny-birmingham-zombies","title":"Pittsburgh, Allegheny, \u0026 Birmingham Zombies","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA handsome view of the Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania region, complete with fanciful zombies marching towards destruction and death! This 11 x 17 inch print comes with this description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eMt. 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