"Christmas time / is here / Monsters do / we fear" - ah who doesn't love that classic refrain from the annual special "The Monster that Ate Christmas"? My favorite...
Not all aliens are bad! Some Martians are helpful, like this one delivering a Christmas tree on the twelfth day of Christmas! Share some holiday humor with your friends this...
Get a variety pack with all four retro 8-bit monster holiday cards! Designed entirely using a popular 1980s graphic design program, these cards evoke the look of a bygone digital era,...
The mad scientist warned Igor he'd put his eye out with that thing, but you know how sidekicks are...they never learn! Share the fun this holiday season with this card...
Oh to be walking in the quiet countryside with your one true love, blissfully unaware of the ravenous creature in the lake about to interrupt your idyll. Bring some mayhem...
Let your friends and loved ones know that your cold robotic heart has deemed this holiday season...acceptable. Designed entirely using a popular 1980s graphic design program, this card evoke the look...
Do you want an Alien for Christmas, or know someone who does? Surprise and delight them with this whimsical card!Card is 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2), blank inside, and is...
Wish your friends or family congratulations on their wedding with this charming card depicting true star-crossed lovers. Our 5.5 x 4.25 inch cards come with an envelope and are printed...
Tired of buying multiple greeting cards just to make it through the year? Exhausted from trying to find just the right sentiment? Make life easier on yourself with Alternate Histories...
Finally, a card that lets you say "Merry Christmas," "Happy Hanukkah," and "Enjoy this time of year when everyone is supposed to be happy but secretly we're all sad." Choose...
Tired of hunting to find a holiday card that expresses the exact sentiment you're looking for, like "Feliz Navidad" or "Glad you weren't eaten by Zombie Santa?" Look no further...
Pittsburgh's legendary man of steel returns to wreak havoc! He demands you use his libraries an that they remain free to the people on this hilarious greeting card!Celebrate all that's...
Birthdays! Aliens! What a commotion they both cause! Do you dare to accept the gifts from strange visitors? Only the recipient of this card can decide!This card measures 5.5 x...
They say your dad is one baaaad mother-SHUT YOUR MOUTH! Just talkin' bout your dad! Let him know he's stone cold groove with this Father's Day card. Each card comes...
Here's a fun pop art card to remind a friend that everyone, yes even giant monsters, have a bad day sometimes. Blank inside so you can wish a friend the...
Valentine's Day is no time to be a shy, retiring wallflower. Ladies, let that special someone know how you feel: that the fate of the city and indeed the planet...
Let them know how excited you are with this Pittsburgh-themed card! This card is part of the Historic Pittsburgh series, a cheeky look at historic images from our city. These...
Is your dad a rocket-powered jetpack hero? Treat him right with this Father's Day card from Alternate Histories! Our 5.5 x 4.25 inch cards come with an envelope and are...
Is your mom a real superhero? Then celebrate her with this "Best Mom Ever" card from Alternate Histories! Our 5.5 x 4.25 inch cards come with an envelope and are...
5-4-3-2-1-BIRTHDAY! Celebrate the countdown to fun with this retro sci-fi birthday card for the astronaut in your life! This A2 (4.25 in x 5.5 in) card comes with a red...
Extra, extra, read all about it! Spread the news of a friend or loved one's birthday with this delightful card.This card measures 5.5 x 4.25 inches (A2) and is blank...
Wish them a colorful, retro birthday with this card from our VHS collection; cards inspired by the look of 1980s VHS tapes. Card measures 5.5 x 4.25 inches folded, comes with...
Oh baby! Wish new parents well with this humorous card from our VHS collection; cards inspired by the look of 1980s VHS tapes. Card measures 5.5 x 4.25 inches folded, comes...
You asked and finally Alternate Histories delivers! Choose any eight single holiday cards to make your OWN variety pack*! Or pick eight of the same card, no judgement here. Please...
We all remember the rhyme of the Christmas Kraken, right? "Instead of Santa in their den/they're caught by the Christmas Kraken!" What fun! Share the laughs with this greeting card.Card...
Share some Queen City love with this Cincinnati Holiday Card! Blank inside and comes with an A2 envelope. Get one card for $4 or a pack of eight for $16.
Share the holiday love! This set of Classic Holiday cards is inspired by the look of 1930s & 40s holiday advertisements, only with zombies, aliens, tentacles, and dinosaurs bringing the...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the chimney! Share some laughs this holiday season with this humorous take on everyone's favorite killer shark move, part...
Rocket scientists, engineers, and computer specialists all agree: Happy Birthday! Our 5.5 x 4.25 inch cards come with an envelope and are printed in the US of A with soy-based...
The data is in and it all points to one thing: your dad deserves this card! So subtle he might even miss the Happy Father's Day message embedded in it!...
All computational data points to one fact: your mom deserves a great Mother's Day card! Our 5.5 x 4.25 inch cards come with an envelope and are printed in the...
Is there any better way to say "Congratulations" than with a row of grinning men clapping and giving a thumbs-up? We don't think so!Our 5.5 x 4.25 inch cards come...
Let them know what they've done really is "Best Quality" with this card from our VHS collection; cards inspired by the look of 1980s VHS tapes. Card measures 5.5 x 4.25 inches...
Everyone loves a new baby and the thrill of a stork delivering good news...but what if that stork was a Pterodactyl?l! This retro card is designed to look like an...
Yeah your mom's cool; you know it, she knows it, we all know it. Now tell her so with this groovy Mother's Day card. Solid, soul sister. Each card comes...
Whether he's teaching you to drive or using a sword to defeat his enemies, your dad is your hero. Let him know it with this card. This is a standard...
Your dad's out of this world - why not let him know it with this retro space-age card?This card measures 5.5 x 4.25 inches (A2) and is blank inside. It...
It's not the thirteenth Friday, it's the 25th of December and you'll need gifts for everyone...or else! This card is part of the new Alternate Histories "Scary Christmas" card series. Card...
A transmission from another world, decoded for you on this card. What better way to congratulate a friend than by telling them their baby is delicious? Our 5.5 x 4.25...
Anyone can have a ruddy-faced cherub or a cute puppy holding a valentine. But for your sweetheart, why not give them the gift of love...clutched in the tiny hands of...
You don't just ask for love; you DEMAND it! Dare your lover or admirer to risk it all for your affection; after all, you're worth it! This 5.5 x 4.25...
As travelers from outer space and robots have taught us, resistance is futile. Celebrate the inevitability of old age with this card from Alternate Histories! Our 5.5 x 4.25 inch...
Some people love their birthday celebrations, and others have to be bullied into it by giant mechanical robots. This is a standard A2 card (5.5 in x 4.25 inches) and...
Celebrate the amazing adventure of home ownership with this colorful, space-age card!This card measures 5.5 x 4.25 inches (A2) and is blank inside. It comes with a color-coded envelope that...
Congratulate someone on retiring or finding that new job with this whimsical card depicting what we all really think of our co-workers. Escape while you still can! This A2 (4.25...
A fun reminder that family can be whoever loves and support you. This card is blank inside, designed and printed in Pittsburgh, and measures 5.5 x 4.25 inches. Comes with...
We all feel a little down sometimes, whether it's a bad cold, surgery, or the pain of having destroyed a city. Let your friends & family know you care with...
Let nothing you dismay...except for that robot uprising on Christmas Day! Well, humanity had a good run. Let your friends & family know the news with this humorous (OR IS...