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Adequate Holidays 8-Bit Card

$5.00

Let your friends and loved ones know that your cold robotic heart has deemed this holiday season...acceptable. Designed entirely using a popular 1980s graphic design program, this card evoke the look of a bygone digital era, but with some added monster menace.

Each card is blank inside, measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches folded, comes with an envelope, and is printed in the USA.