Holiday Cards
8-bit Holiday Card Variety Pack (Set of 8)
$20.00
Get a variety pack with all four retro 8-bit monster holiday cards! Designed entirely using a popular 1980s graphic design program, these cards evoke the look of a bygone digital era,...
Grab Some Fun This Holiday Card
$5.00
Don't let good times get away - grab 'em with this retro holiday card. Designed entirely using a popular 1980s graphic design program, this card evoke the look of a bygone...
Smashing Good Holiday Card
$5.00
The greatest monster of all...in terrifying 8bit form for the holidays! Designed entirely using a popular 1980s graphic design program, this card evoke the look of a bygone digital era, but with...
Out of this World 8Bit Card
$5.00
Give your holidays some outer-space 8bit razzle-dazzle! Designed entirely using a popular 1980s graphic design program, this card evoke the look of a bygone digital era, but with some added monster menace. ...
Adequate Holidays 8-Bit Card
$5.00
Let your friends and loved ones know that your cold robotic heart has deemed this holiday season...acceptable. Designed entirely using a popular 1980s graphic design program, this card evoke the look...
Scary Christmas Boxed Card Set
$20.00
Get a variety pack with copies of each of the four "Scary Christmas" cards for just $20, in a sturdy plastic box! You get two copies of: Silent Night of...
Silent Night of the Living Dead Holiday Card
$5.00
A tribute to Pittsburgh, PA and the world's greatest zombie movie, share some zombie-riffic laughs this holiday season with this new card, part of the Alternate Histories "Scary Christmas" card series. ...
Claus Holiday Card
$5.00
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the chimney! Share some laughs this holiday season with this humorous take on everyone's favorite killer shark move, part...
December the 25th Holiday Card
$5.00
It's not the thirteenth Friday, it's the 25th of December and you'll need gifts for everyone...or else! This card is part of the new Alternate Histories "Scary Christmas" card series. Card...
All Purpose Holiday Card Box Set
$20.00
Tired of hunting to find a holiday card that expresses the exact sentiment you're looking for, like "Feliz Navidad" or "Glad you weren't eaten by Zombie Santa?" Look no further...
All Purpose Holiday Card
$5.00
Finally, a card that lets you say "Merry Christmas," "Happy Hanukkah," and "Enjoy this time of year when everyone is supposed to be happy but secretly we're all sad." Choose...
Stay Safe Zombies Holiday Card
$5.00
Over the river and through the woods to the barn infested with zombies we go! Remind friends & family to stay safe with this humorous, card in the style of WPA...
Stay Safe Kraken Holiday Card
$5.00
The beach may be a delight at the holidays but watch out for those giant tentacles! Remind friends & family to stay safe with this humorous, card in the style of...
Stay Safe Holiday UFO Card
$5.00
Santa's not the only thing in the skies this holiday season! Remind friends & family to stay safe with this humorous, card in the style of WPA 1930s posters. Comes...
Stay Safe Holiday Card Variety Pack
$20.00
Remind all your loved ones to stay safe from monsters, Zombies, UFOs, and giant kraken with this variety pack of eight cards, all done in a retro 1930s WPA style....
Stay Safe from Giant Monsters Holiday Card
$5.00
Giant monsters are out there and they will attack! Remind friends & family to stay safe with this humorous, card in the style of WPA 1930s posters. Comes with an...
Cincinnati Holiday Card
$5.00
Share some Queen City love with this Cincinnati Holiday Card! Blank inside and comes with an A2 envelope. Get one card for $4 or a pack of eight for $16.
Yinzilla Holiday Card
$5.00
This year Santa isn't in charge the Naughty or Nice list...Yinzilla is! You best be good for goodness sake, n'at. This 4.25 x 5.5 inch card is blank inside, comes...
Chicago Holiday Card Set of 8
$20.00
Share the love from the Windy City with a set of EIGHT monsterrific new holiday card, wishing the bearer a Happy Holidays from Chicago! These are A2 (5.5 x 4.25 inch) greeting...
Happy Holidays From Chicago
$5.00
Share the love from the Windy City with this monsterrific new holiday card, wishing the bearer a Happy Holidays from Chicago! This is an A2 (5.5 x 4.25 inch) greeting...
Happy Holidays from Pittsburgh PACK
$20.00
Want to share some Monstrous Pittsburgh Cheer with the whole family? Get a pack of EIGHT "Happy Holidays from Pittsburgh" cards for just $16. These are standard size A2 (5.5 x...
Happy Holidays From Pittsburgh
$5.00
Wish your friends and family a happy holiday from the burgh, with an assist from the Monongahela Monster and the Allegheny Coal Creature. Or click here to buy this card in...
Lock the Doors Holiday Cards
$5.00
Deck the halls and lock the doors, zombies are outside! Share a chuckle with your friends & family this holiday season with this card. Or click here to buy this...
God Rest Ye Mechanical Men Holiday Card
$5.00
Let nothing you dismay...except for that robot uprising on Christmas Day! Well, humanity had a good run. Let your friends & family know the news with this humorous (OR IS...
O Come All Ye Martians Holiday Card
$5.00
Have you wanted to join the family 'round the fire this holiday and sing that old classic "O Come All Ye Martians" but no one remembers the words? Fret not...
Silent Night Monster Holiday Card
$5.00
Gadzooks, is that a monster invading the holiday classic "Silent Night"? It is! Make this a silly & fun holiday with this holiday card that's perfect for fans of the...
Holiday Sing-A-Long Cards Variety Pack
$20.00
Can't decide on just one holiday card? Why not live it up and get a set of EIGHT Holiday Sing-A-Long cards for just $20? This set includes TWO copies of...
Choose Your Own Holiday Card Pack
$20.00
You asked and finally Alternate Histories delivers! Choose any eight single holiday cards to make your OWN variety pack*! Or pick eight of the same card, no judgement here. Please...
Holiday Film Favorites Variety Pack
$20.00
Share the fun this holiday season with this set of eight cards skewering the holiday film classics we all love. This set comes with two of each of the four...
It's a Wonderful Death Holiday Card
$5.00
"My mouth's bleeding, Bert! Bert...Bert? What's happening? Oh nooo! Arrghh!" No holiday season is complete without the whole family gathering around the TV to watch the tale of a man...
Miracle on Gorblatt 7 Card
$5.00
"Yes Kringyx, there is a Santa Claus. And he's coming for you." The heartwarming conclusion to "Miracle on Gorblatt 7" gets me every time. Those darn Martians and their desire...
"The Monster that Ate Christmas" Card
$5.00
"Christmas time / is here / Monsters do / we fear" - ah who doesn't love that classic refrain from the annual special "The Monster that Ate Christmas"? My favorite...
A Christmas Laboratory Card
$5.00
The mad scientist warned Igor he'd put his eye out with that thing, but you know how sidekicks are...they never learn! Share the fun this holiday season with this card...
Zombie Holiday Card
$5.00
May happiness return each year, just as zombies return from the dead. Enjoy this 4.25 x 5.5 inch A2 card, blank on the inside, and printed in the USA. Packaged...
Out of this World Holiday
$5.00
Space is the place...for holiday cards! Enjoy this friendly (or menacing) alien wishing everyone a happy holidays! This is a 4.25 x 5.5 inch A2 card, blank on the inside,...
Trex Holiday Season
$5.00
You can't spell "Tremendous Xmas" without "Trex!" Your friends & family will love this dino-riffic 4.25 x 5.5 inch card, blank on the inside, and printed in the USA. Packaged...
Happy New Year...with Tentacles!
$5.00
Tentacles everywhere! Wish their friends a happy new year with this colorful, humorous card. 4.25 x 5.5 inch (A2) card, blank on the inside, printed in Pittsburgh. Packaged with a...
Classic Holiday Cards Variety Pack
$20.00
Share the holiday love! This set of Classic Holiday cards is inspired by the look of 1930s & 40s holiday advertisements, only with zombies, aliens, tentacles, and dinosaurs bringing the...
Holidays in Space: The Menorah Ship
$4.00
Celebrate the holidays in space! How do you share the joys of Hanukkah in outer space? Board the Menorah Ship!Each card is printed on recycled paper in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Cards...
Holidays in Space Variety Pack
$20.00
Can't decide which "Holidays in Space" card to go with? Why not get the whole set? Get two copies of each of the 4 designs, 8 cards total, for half...
Holidays in Space: Santa's Rudolph 3000
$5.00
Celebrate the holidays in space! Ever wonder how Santa gets around in these modern, space-age times? Wonder no more with the Rudolph 3000!Each card is printed on recycled paper in...
Holidays in Space: Christmas Lights on Mars
$5.00
Celebrate the holidays in space! What would Christmas lights look like on the moons of Mars? Now you can see for yourself!Each card is printed on recycled paper in Pittsburgh,...
Holidays in Space: Gifts in Zero G
$5.00
Celebrate the holidays in space! Can you unwrap gifts in Zero-G? Each card is printed on recycled paper in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Cards measure 5.4 x 4.25 inches folded (A2) and...
Holidays in Space: Christmas Tree on Saturn
$5.00
Celebrate the holidays in space! Would a Christmas tree survive on the moons of Saturn? I hope so!Each card is printed on recycled paper in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Cards measure 5.4...
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Robot
$5.00
We all know and love the old song about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Robot! All of the other robots used to laugh and call him names...until he crushed them! And you're...
Silent Night of the Living Dead
$5.00
Silent night...all is calm...until the zombie arrive! Share some dark holiday humor with your friends this Christmas season!This is part of the Alternate Histories Songs & Scenes Holiday Card collection!...
12 Days of Christmas
$5.00
Not all aliens are bad! Some Martians are helpful, like this one delivering a Christmas tree on the twelfth day of Christmas! Share some holiday humor with your friends this...
Songs & Scenes Holiday Card Variety Pack
$20.00
Enjoy the Alternate Histories Songs & Scenes Holiday Card Variety Pack - Sleigh Ride, Silent Night of the Living Dead, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Robot, and the 12 Days of Christmas!...
