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As travelers from outer space and robots have taught us, resistance is futile. Celebrate the inevitability of old age with this card from Alternate Histories!
Our 5.5 x 4.25 inch cards come with an envelope and are printed on recycled paper with soy-based ink. All cards are blank inside, all the better to express your thoughts and feelings.
We all remember Rosie the Riveter, but how about Tobor the Destroyer? Robots are people too, and all they want is to kill all humans. Is that so wrong?This artwork...
Decorate your office, civic center, or home with these new posters from the Monsters and Occupational Normalization Safety Training and Recovery Administration. M.O.N.S.T.R.A. is working hard to make you aware...
Some people love their birthday celebrations, and others have to be bullied into it by giant mechanical robots. This is a standard A2 card (5.5 in x 4.25 inches) and...