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Some people love their birthday celebrations, and others have to be bullied into it by giant mechanical robots.
This is a standard A2 card (5.5 in x 4.25 inches) and comes with an envelope. Blank inside, the card is printed in the USA on recycled paper, and comes with the thanks of the artist and his small black dog.
We all remember Rosie the Riveter, but how about Tobor the Destroyer? Robots are people too, and all they want is to kill all humans. Is that so wrong?This artwork...
As travelers from outer space and robots have taught us, resistance is futile. Celebrate the inevitability of old age with this card from Alternate Histories! Our 5.5 x 4.25 inch...
Decorate your office, civic center, or home with these new posters from the Monsters and Occupational Normalization Safety Training and Recovery Administration. M.O.N.S.T.R.A. is working hard to make you aware...