Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Pocket-Sized Script

"Dropo, you’re the laziest man on Mars!!" Enjoy this quote and many others with the complete script to the children’s classic "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" in a pocket-sized book that mimics the look of 19th century classic folios.


Alternate Histories Classics of Filmdom is a new series that collects the great works of bad science fiction in one place, elevating the lines of Ed Wood alongside Shakespeare! What more deserving cause could there be?


All books are 32 pages and contain the entire script to the film, transcribed by our patient and exhausted staff at Alternate Histories. Each book is responsibly printed using recycled material and vegetable-based inks. They measure 3.5 inches x 5 inches.


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