5 Years, 50 States
As I've been doing this for five years now, I felt it was time to finally complete at least one print for all 50 States...AND NOW I HAVE! Below are just highlights - some states and cities have multiple prints, others just the one. But nonetheless, all states are represented.
Also included is the BRAND-NEW guide to all 50 States. Behold!
Monsters of the United States
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Created for Alternate Histories' Fifth Anniversary and Completion of Prints for all 50 States, this Complete and Guaranteed Accurate map represents all the Monsters of the 50 States. Each state...
Birmingham and the Giant of the Jones Valley
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Behold the Giant of theJames Valley as it bestrides Birmingham Alabama! Share this (fake) bit of history with your friends and gather to see if your home would have been...
This is Alaska
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This is Alaska! Land of wilderness, animals, and monsters!!! Stay away from the beast of the Inside Passage during your sojourn. Head North to the Future with this humorous print!This...
Arizona State Map
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A whimsical 11 x 17 inch map of Arizona depicting cities, places, and monsters of interest. Comes with this description: This Map from a child's Atlas of states produced in...
Little Rock and the Quapaw Creature
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Learn about Little Rock's most famous tentacled occupant, the Quapaw Creature, in this 11 x 17 inch digital print! Comes with this description: Situated along the banks of the Arkansas...
The 1932 Zombie Killing Games in Los Angeles
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A Zombie Olympics in Los Angeles, California! It happened -- or at least you'll think it did after looking at this 11 x 17 inch, suitable for framing print! Comes...
Denver and the Colorado Colossus
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Situated high in the Rocky Mountains, Denver began life through the gold rush and has since expanded in other areas of commerce and industry. Unfortunately, this mountainous location also guarantees...
The Dinosaurs of Hartford CT
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Ah the joys of simple life...when men and women picnicked by the river in a cool Connecticut breeze and were menaced by a roving Tyrannosaurus Rex. The good life! Share...
Delaware and the Brandywine Beast
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No, not even the beautiful Brandywine valley is safe from the scourge of monsters! Prove it to your friends with this handsome scene depicting a small farm and a large...
The Seabeast of Jacksonville, Florida
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Did you know that the waters near Jacksonville, Florida were once haunted by a many-tentacled sea monster that disrupted trade and commerce for decades? Well now you do! Purchase this...
Atlanta's Origin of the Living Dead Epidemic
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Zombies in Atlanta! Learn more about it with this 11 x 17 inch print. Comes with this description: This hand-drawn map of Atlanta, Georgia dates from 1864 and was commissioned...
Honolulu and the Manoa Monster
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A fine 11 x 17 inch digital print entitled "Honolulu and the Manoa Monster!" Celebrate the rich heritage of the Hawaiian islands along with your love of gigantic monsters! Comes...
The Beast of the Boise River
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How pleasant to be on the banks of the Boise River...UNLESS THERE'S A GIANT TENTACLED MONSTER THERE!!! Share some humorous Idaho art with a friend or hang it for yourself!This...
Floating Saucer Crafts and the Chicago Fire
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This vintage (looking) 11 x 17 inch print commemorating the Great Chicago Fire of 1871 and its Otherworldly Cause looks great on any wall. The description of this pivotal moment...
The Great Ape Loose in Indianapolis
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The king of the jungle...in Indianapolis? It happened (it didn't) and this 11 x 17 print is the proof (not really). Comes with this description: After the successful capture and...
The Great Beast of Iowa City
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Dare you think that this 11 x 17 inch print depicts a quiet, bird's eye view of Iowa City? Think again!Instead it depicts the grand city on the Iowa River...
Kansas City in 1889
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Kansas City! Kansas City here I come! They got some crazy little monsters there and I'm gonna get me one! Learn about it here with this 11 x 17 inch...
Birds-Eye View of Louisville
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Kentucky monster! That would be a great Neil Diamond song. But in lieu of that, why not purchase this 11 x 17 inch digital print of a monster attacking Louisville?!Comes...
New Orleans and the Mississippi Monster
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New Orleans is a city that has known its share of triumph & tragedy. Nowhere is this more clear than in its contentious relationship with the many-tentacled Mississippi Monster. Initially...
The Portland Head Light House and the Monster!
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Ah, the Portland Head Light House! The bite of the sea air, the sound of the waves, the gigantic tentacled monster attempting to rip the lighthouse from its foundations...memories! Share...
Baltimore, City of Monsters
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An elegant 11 x 17 inch print that comes with information to educate your houseguests about the scourge of monsters in Charm City! "This hand-engraved print dates from 1837, when...
The Beast in Boston Harbor
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A handsome 11 x 17 inch print featuring a grand moment in Massachusetts history. Comes with this description: "European artist Franz Xaver Habermann created this engraving sometime in the early...
Minneapolis in 1891
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Learn about the thriving metropolis that was Minneapolis, Minnesota in 1891 with this 11 x 17 inch print. Comes with this description: In 1891, Minneapolis was a thriving, bustling city...
The City of St. Louis
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Enjoy the times when St. Louis, Missouri was a bustling river town full of steamboats and sea serpents! This 11 x 17 print comes with this description: Positioned at the...
A Flying Saucer in Helena, Montana
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The beautiful capitol dome in Helena, Montana shines light a beacon in this beautiful print, handsomely light up by flames and smoke from a flying saucer attack. Those pesky flying...
Omaha and the Menace of the Missouri
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Ah the waters of the Missori near Omaha! Clear & peaceful...UNLESS YOU SEE THE MENACE OF THE MISSOURI! The might river tentacled river beast that swarms through Nebraska! Save yourself!This...
Intergalactic Savings & Trade Office of Reno, Nevada
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Not only would Nevada later be a leader in legalized gambling, the state was also one of the first to legalize Interstellar Trade in Reno, even establishing offices for Martian...
The Merrimac Monster of Manchester New Hampshire
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Monsters and New Hampshire! Why they go together like chocolate & peanut butter...except that the giant Merrimac Monster once destroyed almost all of Manchester. You generally don't have that problem...
Newark and the Living Dead
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Newark and the living dead? It's true...or is it? Find out with this 11 x 17 inch digital print.Comes with this description: This detailed map of Newark, New Jersey not...
The Manzano Monster of Santa Fe
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This 1882 map of Santa Fe, New Mexico elegantly shows off everything that truly makes it “The City Different.” From the rolling hills, lush farmland, and towering Manzano Monster (seen...
The Menacing of the East River Bridge
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A handsome digital print on 11 x 17 inch cover stock. Amaze your friends with your knowledge of New York history! Comes with this description: "A hearty cheer went up...
The Beast of Black Mountain
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Asheville, North Carolina has a history with monsters! Don't believe us - get this 11 x 17 inch map and see for yourself!Comes with this description:Lying at the foot of...
Beast of Burleigh County, North Dakota
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Before the states were separated into North and South Dakota, there was just...Dakota. And Bismarck was the capitol, a thriving city that, like many others in America, had a monster...
Beware the Scourge of Suffragettes
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Your friends and enemies alike will be delighted with this humorous 11 x 17 print depicting shenanigans at Cleveland, Ohio's Soliders and Sailors Monument. Best of all, with each purchase...
Tulsa, Oklahoma and the Catoosa Creature
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Many a citizen of Tulsa, Oklahoma would worry when they looked towards the water and saw the Catoosa Creature rising over the horizon! Now you can look at the fearsomeness...
The Willamette River Creature
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Are you familiar with the Hodgson & Robinson Bank Clock Tower in Portland, Oregon? No? That's because it was destroyed by the Willamette River Creature in 1889! Learn that fact...
The Harbor Horror of Charleston
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A monster in Charleston, South Carolina? It may have happened! Pretend like it did with this 11 x 17 inch digital print! Comes with this description: What a fine, multicolored...
Mount Rushmore National Memorial
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Began in 1927 and finished in 1941 as both a tribute to our nation’s founding fathers and as a potential tourist attraction for South Dakota, Mount Rushmore’s four gigantic sculpted...
Main Street in Memphis
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An 11 x 17 inch reproduction of a gem from the Detroit Photographic Company, enjoy this view of downtown Memphis. Comes with this description: This picture captures all the hustle...
Fort Worth and the Flying Saucer
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Citizens of Forth Worth and Dallas! Enjoy this 11 x 17 inch print of Ft Worth besieged by a martian floating saucer craft!
Mountains & Monsters in Utah
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The mighty mountains of Utah were no match for settlers pushing west across the plains...although the monsters in the area did prove difficult. Remember the time when the West was...
Burlington, Vermont Zombie Outbreaks
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Burlington, Vermont! A fine old city, rich with history, culture...and ZOMBIES! Pinpoint the exact location of zombie outbreaks in Burlington with this whimsical map - see if your house is...
The Giant of the James River
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Locals in Richmond, Virginia all know the legends of the Giant of the James River, and now it has come to pass...in this 11 x 17 inch print! Enjoy a...
The Scourge of Puget Sound
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A tentacled monster in Seattle?! How whimsical! Enjoy this print in your very own home, by exchanging money for goods! The map is printed on 11 x 17 inch paper...
The Twin Terrors of Wheeling
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Many a citizen of Wheeling, West Virginia grew up hearing about the terrible twin tentacle terrors of the Ohio River...and now we have proof! Or at least an 11 x...
The Monster That Made Milwaukee Famous
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"The Beer that Made Milwaukee Famous" was also the drink of choice for the Lake Michigan Monster, as seen here in this rare foto-graph by the Detroit Photographic Service. At...
Wyoming Cowboys and Martian Rangers
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Cowboys in Wyoming took a fearsome photo...especially when they had a Martian Ranger with them! Unlikely team-ups of the old west!This an 11 x 17 inch digital print. It is...
The Destruction of the Washington Monument
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Brighten up your home, office, or lair with this handsome 11 x 17 print. Comes with this description: Although officially known as the Washington Monument since plans for the magnificent...
