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And you thought you were safe in Chicago! This 11 x 17 inch print is printed on thick archival stock, and comes with this description:
As the United States Department of Terror continued its quest to educate and terrify the general public during the 196os, the agency turned its attention to individual American cities. With the construction of Chicago's Marina City attracting the attention of the fire-breathing Giant Tortoises of lake Michigan, the agency decided it was time for a new Flee America campaign.
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