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And you thought you were safe in Chicago! This 11 x 17 inch print is printed on thick archival stock, and comes with this description:
As the United States Department of Terror continued its quest to educate and terrify the general public during the 196os, the agency turned its attention to individual American cities. With the construction of Chicago's Marina City attracting the attention of the fire-breathing Giant Tortoises of lake Michigan, the agency decided it was time for a new Flee America campaign.
Back again, by popular demand, it’s the National Park Monsters calendar for 2024! This is the exact same calendar as the one for 2022 and 2023, just updated with new fake...
This vintage (looking) 11 x 17 inch print commemorating the Great Chicago Fire of 1871 and its Otherworldly Cause looks great on any wall. The description of this pivotal moment...
As more and more monsters infiltrate our National Parks, you’re part of a new movement to work, train, and fight these creatures as a National Park Monster Ranger! That’s how...