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Don't Resist Your Birthday

$5.00

As travelers from outer space and robots have taught us, resistance is futile. Celebrate the inevitability of old age with this card from Alternate Histories!

Our 5.5 x 4.25 inch cards come with an envelope and are printed on recycled paper with soy-based ink. All cards are blank inside, all the better to express your thoughts and feelings.