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Vintage Holiday Cards: Futile Human Endeavors
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Rather than just telling someone "Happy Holidays," let them know you're wishing them the best in all their puny human efforts this year!
This card measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches and comes with a recycled paper envelope, both of which are printed in the USA.
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