All Purpose Card

Tired of buying multiple greeting cards just to make it through the year? Exhausted from trying to find just the right sentiment? Make life easier on yourself with Alternate Histories new ALL PURPOSE CARD! Every range of human emotion expressed in easy-to-check boxes, from "Happy Birthday" to "Congrats on returning to Earth after being abducted by aliens." Plus the card is still blank on the inside, in case you feel the need to add a personal touch. Designed and printed in Pittsburgh, PA, each A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inch) card comes with a mailing envelope. You can also stock up and buy three for just $10, or one thousand cards for $2,000!