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It's a Wonderful Death Holiday Card

$5.00

"My mouth's bleeding, Bert! Bert...Bert? What's happening? Oh nooo! Arrghh!" No holiday season is complete without the whole family gathering around the TV to watch the tale of a man who wishes he'd never been turned into a zombie...but then sees the error of his ways.

Share the fun this holiday season with this card skewering the holiday film classic we all love. The card measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches folded (A2), comes with a light purple envelope, and is blank inside. The card, envelope, & packaging are all designed & printed in the USA. You can also click here to buy this card as part of a variety pack and save money!