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He Knows If You've Been Bad or Good Holiday Card

$5.00

If you're tired of the kind, benevolent Santa, why not go for something more fearsome this year? How about a giant monster who's making out the lists?

Card is 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2), blank inside, and is printed in the USA. Comes with an envelope which is responsibly printed in the USA with recycled paper.