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And you thought you were safe in Chicago! This 11 x 17 inch print is printed on thick archival stock, and comes with this description:
As the United States Department of Terror continued its quest to educate and terrify the general public during the 196os, the agency turned its attention to individual American cities. With the construction of Chicago's Marina City attracting the attention of the fire-breathing Giant Tortoises of lake Michigan, the agency decided it was time for a new Flee America campaign.
Forget about "See America" - this vacation, heed the advice of the United States Department of Terror and "Flee America!" With martians using their destructo-rays to super-heat our volcanoes, you're...
Protect humanity and your living room with this 11 x 17 inch print highlighting the need to take action against the Zombie hordes!This print is part of our S.M.A.S.H. Squad...
Forget about "See America" - this vacation, heed the advice of the United States Department of Terror and "Flee America!" With zombies rampaging across the plains of Montana and the...
