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2027 NEW National Park & Monument Monsters Calendar
$25.00
National Park Monsters return with a brand-new calendar for 2027, featuring creatures rampaging through both National Parks & Monuments. Learn about the Giants of Glacier, Zombies in the Everglades, and...
Yinzilla Can Glass
$20.00
Pittsburgh's Favorite Monster stomps across this beautiful 16 oz can-style glass, printed in wrap-around four color artwork! Enjoy your favorite beverage with Yinzilla at your fingertips. Dishwasher safe!
2027 National Park Monsters Calendar
$25.00
Back again, by popular demand, it’s the Original National Park Monsters calendar for 2027! This is the exact same calendar as previous years, just updated with new fake holidays for...
Big Ideas Pocket Notebook
$5.00
Sometimes you need a little notebook for your big ideas! This is a 48 page pocket notebook that measures 3.875 x 5.5 inches; perfect to slip in your back pocket,...
A Strange Place to Live In Vinyl Album
$15.00 $25.00
In honor of film director Edward D. Wood Jr (PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE, GLEN OR GLENDA, BRIDE OF THE MONSTER), Alternate Histories is thrilled to present an album inspired...
Yinzilla Retro Shirt
$30.00
Pittsburgh's Favorite Monster is back in a new retro t-shirt designed to evoke the glory days of the late 1980s & early 90s. Relive that era with Yinzilla stomping through...
National Park Monsters Passport Book
$12.00
Have you needed to keep track of both your visits to National Parks AND your sightings of the park's official monsters? Well now there's a book FOR YOU! Get the...
National Park Monster Ranger Book
$13.99
As more and more monsters infiltrate our National Parks, you’re part of a new movement to work, train, and fight these creatures as a National Park Monster Ranger! That’s how...
Monster Birthday!
$5.00
A giant monster! But he's not crushing the city, he's bringing a birthday present! Share the fun with this whimsical card!This card measures 5.5 x 4.25 inches (A2) and is...
Stop the Slop
$15.00
Now more than ever, it's time to Stop The Slop! Stop using AI which poisons our brains, drains our water, and is using all of our power grid and ruining...
National Park Monsters Postcard Set
$30.00
Behold this set of 36 National Park Monsters Postcards, printed in full color on a 4 x 6 inch postcard with descriptions of each park and monster on the back. Explore...
MONSTRA Computer Propaganda Poster
$20.00
Decorate your office, civic center, or home with these new posters from the Monsters and Occupational Normalization Safety Training and Recovery Administration. M.O.N.S.T.R.A. is working hard to make you aware...
