Greeting Cards
A Lover's Ramble Card
$5.00
Oh to be walking in the quiet countryside with your one true love, blissfully unaware of the ravenous creature in the lake about to interrupt your idyll. Bring some mayhem...
Congratulations Card
$5.00
Is there any better way to say "Congratulations" than with a row of grinning men clapping and giving a thumbs-up? We don't think so!Our 5.5 x 4.25 inch cards come...
School Kids Valentine Zombie Card
$5.00
Remember those old Valentine's Day cards you used to send and trade in elementary school? Let's revisit them with the new Alternate Histories Schoolkids Valentine line! Each 5.5 x 4.25...
Robo Rabbi Hanukkah Card
$5.00
Celebrate the Festival of Lights with a robotic song in your heart! Our 4.25 x 5.5 inch greeting card is blank inside, printed in the USA, and is guaranteed to...
Super Dad
$5.00
Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's someone with great advice who knows how to change the oil in your car! Share your love of...
Birthday Countdown
$5.00
5-4-3-2-1-BIRTHDAY! Celebrate the countdown to fun with this retro sci-fi birthday card for the astronaut in your life! This A2 (4.25 in x 5.5 in) card comes with a red...
School Kids Valentine Robot Uprising
$5.00
Remember those old Valentine's Day cards you used to send and trade in elementary school? Let's revisit them with the new Alternate Histories Schoolkids Valentine line! Each 5.5 x 4.25...
Alien Wedding Card
$5.00
Wish your friends or family congratulations on their wedding with this charming card depicting true star-crossed lovers. Our 5.5 x 4.25 inch cards come with an envelope and are printed...
Oops, Sorry Card
$5.00
Maybe you forgot a birthday or accidentally knocked over a building. Either way, let them know you're sorry for the monstrous mistake with this card. This A2 (4.25 in x...
I'm Sick of Christmas Holiday Card
$5.00
If you're sick of Christmas, why not spread the humbug spirit with Voldar from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians?Card is 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2), blank inside, and is printed...
Best Mom Ever
$5.00
Is your mom a real superhero? Then celebrate her with this "Best Mom Ever" card from Alternate Histories! Our 5.5 x 4.25 inch cards come with an envelope and are...
Thanks Monster Card
$5.00
Wave a friendly "thanks" with this quirky monster card! This A2 (4.25 in x 5.5 in) card comes with a red envelope and is printed in the USA. Card is...
Robo-Santa Christmas Card
$5.00
Who among us hasn't dreamed of a visit from Robo-Santa? Share the joys of the season with your friends!Card is 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2), blank inside, and is printed...
What a Jolly Little Man...I Will Destroy Him (Holiday Card)
$5.00
Ho-ho-ho! Who can tolerate the relentless cheeriness of the holidays forever? Let this little tableau from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians cheer you up!Card is 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2),...
Compu-Father's Day
$5.00
The data is in and it all points to one thing: your dad deserves this card! So subtle he might even miss the Happy Father's Day message embedded in it!...
You're Getting Married Card
$5.00
Don't fear the wedding! Humorously tweak the idea of marriage with this fun card...if your friends are planning their own wedding they probably need a good laugh. This is a...
Nothing Can Stop Our Love - Women
$5.00
As many state legislatures have recently shown, true love knows no boundaries! Celebrate the love between two dynamite gals with this card declaring that nothing can stop their love. This...
Happy Holidays From Chicago
$5.00
Share the love from the Windy City with this monsterrific new holiday card, wishing the bearer a Happy Holidays from Chicago! This is an A2 (5.5 x 4.25 inch) greeting...
Compu-Mother's Day
$5.00
All computational data points to one fact: your mom deserves a great Mother's Day card! Our 5.5 x 4.25 inch cards come with an envelope and are printed in the...
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Robot
$5.00
We all know and love the old song about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Robot! All of the other robots used to laugh and call him names...until he crushed them! And you're...
Vintage Holiday Cards: Monsterrific Holiday Cards
$5.00
Add some monster-related whimsy to your holidays with this card that evokes the look of vintage 1950s Christmas cards, right down to the handwritten note about the youngest destroying Tokyo!...
What Is This Thing You Humans Call Christmas? Holiday Card
$5.00
Silly robot! You can't possibly understand the complexities of Christmas! Share this card with friends & family!Card is 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2), blank inside, and is printed in the...
Wow! Thanks!
$5.00
Wow! Someone just did something awesome for you, so you want to say thanks! This is the far-out space age card for you! This retro card is designed to look...
Set of 8 Robo Rabbi Cards
$20.00
Wish your friends and family an excellent Hanukkah with these 8 cards! You'll receive 8 copies of Robo-Rabbi and his mechanical heart bringing you a holiday menorah.Packed in a clear...
Christmas Kraken Card
$5.00
We all remember the rhyme of the Christmas Kraken, right? "Instead of Santa in their den/they're caught by the Christmas Kraken!" What fun! Share the laughs with this greeting card.Card...
Dad You're My Hero
$5.00
Whether he's teaching you to drive or using a sword to defeat his enemies, your dad is your hero. Let him know it with this card. This is a standard...
Robot Thank You
$5.00
An elegant way to say thanks, whether it's for a job well done or an assist by a gigantic robot with claws for hands. Thank YOU, Tobor! Our 5.5 x...
Marriage Is An Adventure
$5.00
Send your friends or family out on their new adventures in matrimony with this hearty, bare-chested greeting card! This A2 (4.25 in x 5.5 in) card comes with a red...
School Kids Valentine UFO Card
$5.00
Remember those old Valentine's Day cards you used to send and trade in elementary school? Let's revisit them with the new Alternate Histories Schoolkids Valentine line! Each 5.5 x 4.25...
Vintage Holiday Cards: Season's Eatings
$5.00
Looking for the perfect zombie-themed holiday card for the living dead fan in your life? Look no further than our Season's Eating card, which mimics the look of a classic...
New Home for Christmas Card
$5.00
What an adorable little tyke on this card, asking Santa for a new home, since his has been destroyed in a monster fight! Ho-ho-ho indeed!Card is 4.25 x 5.5 inches...
Best Dad Ever
$5.00
Is your dad a rocket-powered jetpack hero? Treat him right with this Father's Day card from Alternate Histories! Our 5.5 x 4.25 inch cards come with an envelope and are...
Nothing Can Stop Our Love - Men
$5.00
As many state legislatures have recently shown, true love knows no boundaries! Celebrate the love between your two favorite fellas with this card declaring that nothing can stop their love. ...
New Arrival Baby Card
$5.00
Congratulate your friends or family on their new baby with this out-of-sight retro card! This A2 (4.25 in x 5.5 in) card comes with a red envelope and is printed...
Oh Baby! Card
$5.00
Congratulate a friend or loved one on the birth of their new child with this colorful, movie-style poster highlighting the joys of parenthood!This card measures 5.5 x 4.25 inches (A2)...
Lots of Laughs Holiday Card
$5.00
Enjoy this scene of Santa Claus & some low-budget martians wishing you lots of laughs this holiday season! Ho-ho-ho!Card is 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2), blank inside, and is printed...
