Tobor 2016

Once in a while, a candidate comes along who's truly revolutionary. Someone who doesn't come from Washington, who's seen the world through different, unfeeling eyes, and has a plan to make this a better place. A plan to make America afraid again.

Tobor promises lower taxes, peace at home & abroad, death to all humans, and equality for all. All humans are equally despicable in the eyes of Tobor!

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