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Tobor For President Official Campaign Car
Tobor For President Official Campaign Car
$74,999.00$75,000.00
If you want to be Tobor's biggest supporter on the campaign trail this year, there's only one way to do it...with this officially branded Campaign Car! Help Tobor destroy all humans and fit into tight parking spaces with this compact pre-owned 2011 Mazda 2, emblazoned with the Tobor campaign logo on the sides and hood.* Why just wear a t-shirt when you can advertise your candidate all around town? Feel the same joy that Tobor feels in crushing the human race!
Free delivery within the continental United States! You'll have the title transferred to you and this car will legally be yours (applicable taxes may apply, and are the responsibility of the purchaser).
100% serious! 100% awesome! 100% TOBOR!
*Artists rendering; the final decals may look slightly different.
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