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"The Monster that Ate Christmas" Card
$5.00
"Christmas time / is here / Monsters do / we fear" - ah who doesn't love that classic refrain from the annual special "The Monster that Ate Christmas"? My favorite...
12 Days of Christmas
$5.00
Not all aliens are bad! Some Martians are helpful, like this one delivering a Christmas tree on the twelfth day of Christmas! Share some holiday humor with your friends this...
2026 Monster Vacation Calendar
$10.00 $25.00
Real vintage photos, fake monsters! After digging into a collection of 35mm slides from family trips across the country, I’ve created the ultimate collection of vacation photos, with appearances from...
2026 National Park Monsters Calendar
$10.00 $25.00
Back again, by popular demand, it’s the Original National Park Monsters calendar for 2026! This is the exact same calendar as the one for previous years, just updated with new...
8-bit Holiday Card Variety Pack (Set of 8)
$20.00
Get a variety pack with all four retro 8-bit monster holiday cards! Designed entirely using a popular 1980s graphic design program, these cards evoke the look of a bygone digital era,...
8bit Pittsburgh Monster Rocks Glass
$20.00
Monsters attack the Steel City...in 8bit video game form! The Monongahela Monster and the Allegheny Giant attack a miniature version of Pittsburgh in this colorful 11oz rocks glass. Design wraps...
A Birdseye View of Manhattan
$20.00
What fine old knickerbocker wouldn't be happy to have this 11 x 17 map hanging on their wall? Comes with this description: Rogers, Peet, & Co. produced this wonderfully colorful...
A Christmas Laboratory Card
$5.00
The mad scientist warned Igor he'd put his eye out with that thing, but you know how sidekicks are...they never learn! Share the fun this holiday season with this card...
A Floating Saucer Over Columbus
$20.00
Ah, High Street! Jewel of Columbus, center of commerce and industry! Home to UFOs! Comes with this description: "1905, Columbus Ohio: The down-town area of Columbus Ohio bustled with activity...
A Flying Saucer in Helena, Montana
$20.00
The beautiful capitol dome in Helena, Montana shines light a beacon in this beautiful print, handsomely light up by flames and smoke from a flying saucer attack. Those pesky flying...
A Lover's Ramble Card
$5.00
Oh to be walking in the quiet countryside with your one true love, blissfully unaware of the ravenous creature in the lake about to interrupt your idyll. Bring some mayhem...
A Panorama of Cincinnati and the Monster
$20.00
Suitable for framing, this 11 x 17 inch print details a lost period of Midwest history. Enjoy! Comes with this description: After being rousted from his slumber in the coal...
A Portrait of the Presidents circa 1865
$20.00
Celebrate the lives of many of our past Presidents with this 11 x 17 print. Comes with this description: Created for the Inauguration of President Abraham Lincoln (notice the rare...
A Strange Place to Live In Vinyl Album
$15.00 $25.00
In honor of film director Edward D. Wood Jr (PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE, GLEN OR GLENDA, BRIDE OF THE MONSTER), Alternate Histories is thrilled to present an album inspired...
A Tyrannosaur for Christmas Card
$5.00
Horrors! A tyrannosaur on Christmas morn! What shall we do? Why, send this hilarious card out to friends & family, of course!Card is 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2), blank inside,...
A View of Brooklyn
$20.00
You'll be the envy of all your hip friends in Williams-burgh and beyond with this exquisite 11 x 17 map of Brooklyn, complete with historic landmarks and monster! Comes with...
A View of Niagara Falls
$20.00
The glory and majesty of Niagara Falls are perhaps surpassed only by the grandeur of the great tentacled river monster who makes its home there. The Beast of Bridal Veil...
A View of Philadelphia, 1875
$20.00
The cradle of America is well represented in this handsome 11 x 17 inch print! It even comes with this description: "This Currier & Ives reproduction shows a bird’s eye...
A Zombie Epidemic in Columbus
$20.00
Great undead Caesar! Zombies swarm over Columbus, Ohio and this map provides a record of it! Comes with this description: "Many states and cities enjoyed great benefits from the influx...
Adequate Holidays 8-Bit Card
$5.00
Let your friends and loved ones know that your cold robotic heart has deemed this holiday season...acceptable. Designed entirely using a popular 1980s graphic design program, this card evoke the look...
Alexandria River Monster
$20.00
This humorous piece of art is printed on 11 x 17 inch 100lb paper, and comes with this description: This lovely birds-eye-view of Alexandria, VA dates from 1863, in the...
Alien Christmas Holiday Card
$5.00
Do you want an Alien for Christmas, or know someone who does? Surprise and delight them with this whimsical card!Card is 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2), blank inside, and is...
Alien Overlords of Boston
$20.00
The grand old city of Boston has seen many things during its historic years, and the Alien overlord scare of the 1900s was just one of many. Celebrate those fine...
Alien Wedding Card
$5.00
Wish your friends or family congratulations on their wedding with this charming card depicting true star-crossed lovers. Our 5.5 x 4.25 inch cards come with an envelope and are printed...
All Purpose Card
$5.00
Tired of buying multiple greeting cards just to make it through the year? Exhausted from trying to find just the right sentiment? Make life easier on yourself with Alternate Histories...
All Purpose Holiday Card
$5.00
Finally, a card that lets you say "Merry Christmas," "Happy Hanukkah," and "Enjoy this time of year when everyone is supposed to be happy but secretly we're all sad." Choose...
All Purpose Holiday Card Box Set
$20.00
Tired of hunting to find a holiday card that expresses the exact sentiment you're looking for, like "Feliz Navidad" or "Glad you weren't eaten by Zombie Santa?" Look no further...
Alton, Illinois
$20.00
Picturesque Alton, Illinois...now with more giant tentacles!This artwork is digitally printed on 11 x 17 inch 100lb paper and shipped right to your door. Comes with this description: A fine...
Altoona and the Brush Mountain Beast
$20.00
Behold this elegant 11 x 17 inch poster, printed on 100lb paper and sold with the thanks of a grateful artist. Comes with this description: This fine map drawn by...
An East Prospect of the City of Philadelphia
$20.00
Perfect for students of histories and MONSTERS, this 11 x 17 print dates from the days when creatures menaced the City of Liberty. Comes with this description: An early drawing...
Another View of the Roebling Bridge in Cincinnati
$20.00
Gadzooks! Is that a giant tentacle menacing the Roebling bridge in Cincinnati? Thrill your friends with this 11 x 17 inch digital print.Comes with this description:"Many obstacles confronted architect John...
Arizona State Map
$20.00
A whimsical 11 x 17 inch map of Arizona depicting cities, places, and monsters of interest. Comes with this description: This Map from a child's Atlas of states produced in...
Arizona, Land of UFOs
$20.00
We're going UFOing in Arizona with this 11 x 17 inch print, on 100lb paper. Comes with this description: After the highly publicized Roswell Incident of 1947, Arizonans took umbrage...
Atlanta's Origin of the Living Dead Epidemic
$20.00
Zombies in Atlanta! Learn more about it with this 11 x 17 inch print. Comes with this description: This hand-drawn map of Atlanta, Georgia dates from 1864 and was commissioned...
Attack of Andrew Carnegie Greeting Card
$5.00
Pittsburgh's legendary man of steel returns to wreak havoc! He demands you use his libraries an that they remain free to the people on this hilarious greeting card!Celebrate all that's...
Attack of the Birthday Card
$5.00
Birthdays! Aliens! What a commotion they both cause! Do you dare to accept the gifts from strange visitors? Only the recipient of this card can decide!This card measures 5.5 x...
Back in Time Monster
$4.00
Even giant monsters need sweet rides too! Celebrate the goofy vibes of the 1980s with this 3.5 inch wide durable vinyl sticker, ready to be stuck onto water bottles, DeLoreans,...
Back to School Monster
$4.00
Even monsters are heading back to school! Celebrate school time with this four inch tall vinyl sticker, perfect for water bottles, notebooks, laptops, or your vintage Trapper Keeper!
Bad Dad
$5.00
They say your dad is one baaaad mother-SHUT YOUR MOUTH! Just talkin' bout your dad! Let him know he's stone cold groove with this Father's Day card. Each card comes...
Bad Day Card
$5.00
Here's a fun pop art card to remind a friend that everyone, yes even giant monsters, have a bad day sometimes. Blank inside so you can wish a friend the...
Baltimore's Zombie Safe Areas
$20.00
Stay safe...from Zombies! Navigate your way around Baltimore with this map of living dead outbreaks. Comes with this description: Always a forward-thinking city, Baltimore was one of the few cities...
Baltimore, City of Monsters
$20.00
An elegant 11 x 17 inch print that comes with information to educate your houseguests about the scourge of monsters in Charm City! "This hand-engraved print dates from 1837, when...
Barnum's Folly: The Beast of Baltimore
$20.00
Now citizens of Maryland's finest city can enjoy a fine 11 x 17 in print of their own. Comes with this description: The year was 1871 and competition among traveling...
Be Mine Monster Sticker
$4.00
Who could resist a giant monster proclaiming their love? Share the good feelings with your crush, with this 4 inch x 2.75 inch durable vinyl sticker. Put it on your...
Be Mine or Else Card
$5.00
Valentine's Day is no time to be a shy, retiring wallflower. Ladies, let that special someone know how you feel: that the fate of the city and indeed the planet...
Be Steel My Heart
$5.00
Let them know how excited you are with this Pittsburgh-themed card! This card is part of the Historic Pittsburgh series, a cheeky look at historic images from our city. These...
Beast of Burleigh County, North Dakota
$20.00
Before the states were separated into North and South Dakota, there was just...Dakota. And Bismarck was the capitol, a thriving city that, like many others in America, had a monster...
Beaver, PA and the Ohio River Monster
$20.00
The Ohio River Monster menaced cities all up down the river, from Cincinnati to Pittsburgh and places in between! Learn more in this 11 x 17 inch print! Comes with...
